Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Maaaiiilll Baaaag!!!

Dear Mailbag,
Thank you for being convenient so I can update people on my life in short terms. But not so full of details... Meh. We'll work this out one day.
Love, Kelsey

Dear School,
Man I missed you.
Sincerely, A Student

Dear School,
Stop asking me for more money!
Sincerely, A Poor Student

Dear School (is there an echo in here???),
I wish there was some way you could be downhill both ways instead of just one. Although, I do love riding my bike and getting some sweet exercise.
Sincerely, Tired

Dear Bryan,
Thanks for being cute. And endulging me by purchasing season 1 of CSI:NY. This makes me happy. I love you.
Love, your little wifey <3

Dear Bike,
You need to stop squeaking. I can't seem to figure out why you scream at me so much. I'm doing the best I can.
Yours truly, the concerned bike-rider

Dear Lucha Shoes,
You know how much I love you, but why in the WORLD have you started to make my feet stinky??? I've never had stinky feet until now!!! WTF, MATE???
Regards, I-need-more-dress-socks

Dear God,
Thanks for looking out for me. I love you.
Yours, Your daughter

Dear New Ward,
I promise we're not total strangers!!! We just have other things going on in near-ish places, so we go to other wards instead of you. Maybe it's a good thing I don't have a calling yet...
Sincerely, Bryan and Kelsey

Dear Apartment,
As much as I love you, I wish you could just decorate yourself! (and where in the world did we get all this crap from??? geez...)
Love, Kelsey

Dear Paintball,
Why are you so expensive yet SO ADDICTING???
Sincerely, Poor.

Dear Bed,
I'm coming.
Love, me


  1. Dear Kels,
    I feel for you.
    I hope everything gets better. Remember everything is worth something in the end :)
    Love, Jerica :)

  2. Seriously, this makes me laugh every time! Squeaky bikes and stinky feet, lol! You're cute, my beautiful sister! :)